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"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 04/19/2014 at 12:48 • Filed to: the more you know

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When launched in 1995, the base model Dodge Neon was faster from 0-60 than the V6 Mustang of the same year, with a time of 9 seconds versus the Stang's 9.8.

Bad Idea Hat > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/19/2014 at 12:53

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The Neon was also less likely to contain a hairdresser.

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/19/2014 at 12:58

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I looked it up and this is actually true. Are all of these true? The whole time I just thought these were random made up jokes.

Edit: same photo, different person

AthomSfere > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/19/2014 at 13:01

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Probably shouldn't tell them:

the 92 Prelude Si was 7.8

94 Prelude (VTEC) was 7.2

Eagle Talon Tsi was 6.6

92 Integra GSR was 6.8

RX-7 was 5.3- 6.0

300ZX 2+2 was 7.5

Basically, the Mustang at the time was still uninteresting if not for the badge, RWD and an engine with room to grow.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/19/2014 at 13:04

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Those V6's were sad crappy motors.

Leadbull > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 04/19/2014 at 13:08

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Little known fact #1478:

All of Arch Duke's little known facts are real, and totally not random made up jokes.

Forgetful > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/19/2014 at 13:11

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Leadbull > Bad Idea Hat 04/19/2014 at 13:11

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Also of note, the PT Cruiser was more likely to contain a cross dresser.

AthomSfere > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/19/2014 at 13:17

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V8s really weren't much better until Ford went Retro though. Ford was selling the badge more than the car was selling itself.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/19/2014 at 13:26

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that's.. depressing. That V6 was such a boat anchor though